Sunday, November 30, 2008


Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Udurawana : 13th October
Which year?
Udurawana : EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana "Any great man born in this village???"
Udurawana : no sir, only small Babies!!!
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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi"
So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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Udurawana was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
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On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

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When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler , the driver adjusted mirror.
Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

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Interviewer:just imagine your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Udurawana : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

1 comment:

isura said...

ha ha ha ha ha... Max!!!!!!

Actually who made these stories????

Fucking Hilarious.....