A Sri Lankan goes to a Woolworth’s grocery store in Australia . He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious.
He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Sri Lankan to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Sri Lankan goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Sri Lankan finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks the Sri Lankan to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. The Sri Lankan goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately pulls it out.
He shouts at the Sri Lankan, "What the hell! This is shit, you idiot!"
The Sri Lankan calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?"
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